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HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.9/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am
Mad cow to you pin dick
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am
This is bullshit. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm
Atheism is more of a belief


Charge it -


TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
OMG! WTF is u? 5


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...




Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

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CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


HAPPY TREES -


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.66/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm
Brilliant!
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm
fucken lolz dood


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


PREDATOR DRONE -




STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


The four P's of heaven -


TAGS: heaven i m so there
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 21, 2013, 8:16 am
It’s poop awareness month…..(in some circles)...just doin' my part for the cause
chickenlittle - November 20, 2013, 9:29 pm
Haha that's great GaryO, I just got that... 5Ps :D
GaryO - November 20, 2013, 6:46 am
...and Poop. 5Ps


I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.96/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


CONDEMNATION -


TAGS: see you there
Rating: 4.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:10 pm
You took the words right out of my mouth, pal! Laughing's good for the heart, anyways.
Master - April 19, 2011, 6:48 pm
Laughing beats crying, any day!
Verdeckt - April 15, 2011, 9:13 am
Apparently I'll be surrounded by my fellow countrymen :D
pzykosiz - April 14, 2011, 6:46 pm
totally
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:22 pm
You'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints?


CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

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Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm
true 5tory


HAPPY HOUR - COULD END WITH ONE PHONE CALL.


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am
Where is this place???!!


HANG IN THERE - Someone has to do it .


TAGS: hang in there
Rating: 2.75/5

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THE DREAMS -




WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am
Wait...what?


SCIENCE - It's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.


TAGS: dexter vince masuka science smothered truth
Rating: 2.71/5

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Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:35 am
Thanks. Nice avatar, heh.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:25 am
Thank you. I'll make sure to look it up. 5/5
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:22 am
Dexter.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:45 am
What show is this from?
Ronski - September 8, 2009, 2:35 am
direct quote from last night's show - what's not to love??
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 12:45 am
I really want to like this one.


BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough


TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

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Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


keith frickin richards -


TAGS: there can only be one
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 7:22 am
It's a true miracle that this guy is alive LOL. ^^^^^Up


POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?


TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it


TEAM - holy shit there is an "i".


TAGS: team i no in theres
Rating: 4.92/5

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Swampfox - August 10, 2013, 6:03 pm
I see it. It's in the 'A' hole.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:07 am
awe5ome mate! Thi5 need5 to be a t-5hirt
cariad - August 19, 2011, 5:18 pm
Awesome. This is going straight to the Pool Room and the Boss.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2011, 12:39 pm
LOL!!! ni5e
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:25 am
LOL...yeah


MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

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sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm
well said


SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 1:30 pm
Oxygen: Responsible for War, Crime, Hunger and Poverty. I always wondered.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm

OK vampire, why the xxx before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm

nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake


X FILES - Finally the crossroad of the truth was found out there




PIMP OF THE YEAR -


TAGS: cant believe theres not a better pic
Rating: 2.57/5

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agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:22 pm
Not half, not some.... but all my cash!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Flyguy!!!!


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my ass. From Bullshit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


164 PERCENT - It's how much you gotta give


TAGS: you got pi right there
Rating: 1.46/5

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MO - July 31, 2009, 12:22 am
Not good, not anything....0ish


EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5hotgun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


ASIAN POSE:THE CLAW -


TAGS: logicdude where are you
Rating: 4.31/5

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tatespa - November 20, 2012, 8:11 am
Shouldn't this be the craw???


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


FONDLING -


TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.82/5

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JackFace - December 22, 2010, 3:28 pm
Is it ok if I print this out and put it on my wall?
GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:11 pm
Fu***** hilarious, good job.


PLAIN SAILING -


TAGS: there s always one
Rating: 4.67/5

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thepoet - April 9, 2011, 6:47 am
yea but it somtimes it couldent of it might of just crashed and then high tide came in
RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 9:29 pm
that plane lies there a long time


HEREDITY - It runs in my family


TAGS: heredity
Rating: 3.17/5

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omnia - September 22, 2009, 5:39 pm
i don't get the poster
agdaniele - April 8, 2009, 2:45 am
Thank you. It's easier when presented with such a phenomenal catalyst.
agdaniele - April 8, 2009, 2:35 am
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Gamer!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Gamer!' Merely this and nothing lamer.
Someguyz12 - April 8, 2009, 2:32 am
nice, you put the Smash Bros. Brawl DK with Ocarina of time link and Super Mario 64 Mario, that makes NO SENSE.


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




MAN WISHES -




I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU - BUT THIS IS THE HOT 17 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU SPENT LAST NIGHT ONLINE WITH...


TAGS: you know there are no women online
Rating: 4.29/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:51 pm
At least it didn't lie about its cup size


DEHUMANIZATION OF WOMEN -


TAGS: there oughtta be a word
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 20, 2009, 11:42 pm
Still trying to get the taste of lasagne from last night out of my mouth.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Bob. It was meant to be a play on words, nothing more.
Bob D. Sailor - September 20, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just threw up in my mouth...
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
OMG, a thoughtful debate on Motifake! Oops.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: there s a spy in the sky there s a noise on the wire
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:32 pm
Thank you for your kind words. Behind you!!!! Made you look.
djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 8:05 pm
This is wayyyy too funny! LOVE IT! xx
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 9:29 pm
I like it! Paranoia, is ultimate awareness... 5L's


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive


TAGS: ya here that timmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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John R - September 24, 2010, 7:22 am
"It's quiet... TOO QUIET" LOL *War Drums*


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!


TAGS: august challenge no failure here just us chicken wings
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mikeipee - September 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Some how I doubt that. I got no use for herpes.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL.... well, I can look past it for now... if she drinks the pitcher while I down those chicken fingers. After that, we'll discuss attire.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Ag, don't you mean "Ummmmm... she is wearing a shirt." Lol!
culos - August 29, 2009, 4:07 am
Probably still better than anything you'll ever shag....
Mikeipee - August 29, 2009, 3:16 am
That's a shemale.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ummmmm... her shirt's tucked in. 4.95L


LIKE A DROP IN THE OCEAN -


TAGS: where am i question calendar
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - January 1, 2012, 11:54 am

epic


"My eyes are up here!" -


TAGS: my eyes are up here
Rating: 4.6/5

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Swampfox - April 27, 2013, 8:48 pm
Tell your breasts to quit staring at my eyes...


WHAT? -


TAGS: stick it where
Rating: 4.3/5

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Skulrath - October 19, 2011, 5:04 pm
Nope, sorry. And if I did, don't you think I'D be the one flirtin' with her? :P
pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 7:42 pm
have you got her number?
Skulrath - October 16, 2011, 8:33 am
lol Trust me,I did :P But them eyes...I think I actually know that girl, too...
the1stCOMMI3 - October 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Then you would probably have noticed that she's a blonde or a very light brunette
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't know, but those eyes are either photoshopped, or absolutely beautiful :D (Yes, I notice the most outta-the-way stuff)
mariand - October 14, 2011, 7:50 am
lol...please, tell me that is a wig...


SWAGGER - The bar has been set


TAGS: no money power or ego here
Rating: 3.75/5

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Airman - December 22, 2009, 6:31 pm
well thx Mr. Ron.. welcome back!
ronsart - December 22, 2009, 6:27 pm
perfect! Should be Hall of Fame right now.


SYMBOLISM -




PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center


TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy shit, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!


BEING SINGLE - I’m always there when I need me


TAGS: yeah i went there
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Zook

jig - February 4, 2012, 12:03 pm
Sure, your hand is the sexiest girl you've ever known.


STUPIDITY -




MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!


TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
HEY!! WHERE THE H3LL DID YOU GUYS FIND A PICTURE OF ME???????
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.


CHEER UP BUDDY - At least you've got a great persona...no But at least all the girls want yo....no Screw it be a pouty little bitch i tried




I FOUND WALDO - I Found Waldo




OWNED -


TAGS: charlie fathered
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Cannabal - April 18, 2017, 4:52 pm
Two words: KEITH RICHARDS. TWO MORE: LEMMY KILMINSTER
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:59 am
compared to HST, Sheen is like a granny who took too many Aspirin one day, still a legend though
440wakeup - June 14, 2011, 7:48 pm
he rules hst rip


EVEN WITH SO MUCH PROOF... - So Many Still Fail to Listen to Reason




even Hitler -


TAGS: where does that leave you
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:45 pm
Yeah. He loved her to death.


SNOWSHOVEL -


TAGS: theres an explaination for this
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

spacedog - April 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
Really? A lady selling snow shovels in the G-string? I would have guessed the lumber department.


GILLIGAN'S ISLAND -


TAGS: here on gilligan s isle
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:27 am
Lol, well I finally realized I had my cell phone in my pocket and ironically it had a full signal.
Peso - May 2, 2011, 7:17 am
Absolutely delightful and tacky! 5Ls from the nether region.
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 6:41 am
bull....how did you eventually get back to civilization?


MASCULINITY -




MOS EISLEY-VACE -




FOUND HIM! - ...wait, false alarm! It's Osama




PROFESSIONALISM -


TAGS: stethoscope goes where
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
So, how's that do-over workin' out for ya?
Sean - October 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Sorry admin. I did a do-over called "COMPETENCE". Can you delete this please? Thanks.


CAMPING RULES -




YOUR MILKSHAKE - I DRINK IT UP!


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by Alex

Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by rerun

EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


CONTENTMENT -




I WONDER -


TAGS: who is the student here
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

vasilache - May 25, 2010, 3:07 am
i LLLLLove it
Gearry - May 24, 2010, 2:53 pm
Always stay in touch with the child inside! :D
Zealot - May 24, 2010, 2:47 pm
to have the mind of a 6 year old agai- oh wait thats when my life was ruined by that f-tard of a teacher
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:48 pm
Amsome, 5 lessons learned.


ANXIETY -


TAGS: where are the restrooms
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:54 pm
No, it's WING envy. Seals have long thought they should have wings, but instead Zeus gave wings to penguins. Heard it on the History Channel.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
Racist? I thought it was religiously intolerant. LOL.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 7:57 am
before reading the tags I thought there would be a racist meaning...*g* 5 Navy Seals


Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -


TAGS: nasa challenger disaster o rings smithereens
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 21, 2014, 1:01 am
I been telling that joke for many years. I figure the statute of limitations on doing anything more than that has expired. The "Nothing Is Sacred" gag order too.
GaryO - August 10, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh heh


COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.


TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


F#CKING RUN! - The sh*t has hit the fan! I repeat! The sh*t has hit the fan! These motherf*ckers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! If he lays a trap card, we're all F#CKED!


TAGS: in a worled where nerds get to be badass duelists reign game on yugioh fans
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 8:03 pm
I used to play this game, so this had me laughing.
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 6:28 pm
I know. I know. lol I just couldn't get past the premise of the show...the fate of the world depending on a card game. The game itself was fun as shit though, back in the day.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 6:23 pm
Seriously? Yu-gi-oh? *sigh* I'm just messing with you. But you are right, this is very nerdy.


ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: so be careful out there
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:25 pm
Anyone get my tags? Hmmmm?
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:14 am
So true!


RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.




JESUS IS COMING - Try to look busy .....And hide the bong.




NEW BEGINNINGS - “The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.”


TAGS: where are you going
Rating: 4.73/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:31 pm
Stop motivating me. We are DEmotivational. LoL


CROSS ARM BAR - Yeah pretty cool but still missing the oil.




ONE PERSON'S NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's hot. 5.


I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE -


TAGS: where s my t shirt rapture survive
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt


CANADIAN CHICKS -


TAGS: and there you have it
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:54 am
As long as they don't get frostbite,it's all good.:-P


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity kids motivational hereditary
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 22, 2009, 1:14 pm
Wow...just...wow....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
Thanks DRE. I appreciate what you are saying. I wasn't calling you any names I was only lashing back at the person that embodies the meaning of moron.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Ice, calm down please, look at what you wrote, can you see how i took it as bashing? Dont start calling us names or its only going to start an argument you cant win. Calm down.....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Bullshit. All of your comments so far have been calling me & other relative newbs subservient. At what point did I say I was bashing anyone? Thanks for being so understanding , DICK!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
(what Dre said)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
We were all noobs, Ice... but we grew up... and with less bravado than you. Quit trying to tell everyone what they did wrong until you can get it all right. The reason you're getting jumped is because we all know better. Learn from it... relax... shut up.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Your lucky it isnt real life
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
especially since you apparently haven't learned from your own submissions that it isn't as easy to make winners all the time. Moron.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Iceman... you're not a non-conformist, you're an internet-based pr1ck. Nobody is asking you to bow to the powers that be... but you are certainly going to fall out of favor when you try and bash established motifakers....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Oh yeah DRE, this is lfe & death, isn't it?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:29 pm
...timers. I'm just calling things as I see them. Remember, all of you were newbs at one time. While I have respect for those of you that are well practiced at the art of Motifake, I believe you "greybeards" can cut some slack.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isnt the forum, this shit is real
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Once again, allow me to grovel. Perhaps it would be a good idea to post these rules before anyone logs into this site. Look, I'm not a neophyte to internet forums etc. so I know how newbs are treated. I'm not trying to raise the hackle of the long...
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Iceman, before you start talking crap at this site, get your feet a bit wetter. Have you ever walked into apub and talked sh1t right when you sat down? Respect is a basic quality... and you need to shut up unti you have made something of quality.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
no problem, its what i do, care to add something Ag?
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Ahem....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Once again, my initial comment was not a bash, simply my honest opinion. And thanks for being our "Judge Almighty".
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:13 pm
Its alright Iceman, i just dont like it when people bash others, for stuff they cant do better
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well pardon the fuck out of me for not kissing the feet of royalty. Excuse the hell out of me for offending hierarchy here. Please allow me to grovel. It was not a badmouthing, simply a reflection on his past work. While still good, he has done better.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:54 pm
First off Iceman, id like to see you do better. Second, even if its not up to par, and i think its still pretty funny, Ron is a legend, you have no right to bad mouth him. That is all
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
Not up to your standards, sorry to say.


WHERE? - Dyslexia is a tragic learning disability for many, but there IS hope!




WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA? - And this detered people from coming to Australia?


TAGS: where hot girl bikini australia
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - June 6, 2011, 7:12 am
As my uncle used to say.. there are three types of turd in this world... Mustard Custard and you, ya great #$%@!


RIDING A SCOOTER -




How did she….why….when did -


TAGS: what where
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 1:25 pm
Priceless!! L L L L L


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